I'll say this much kind Sir. It must be the Scadian influences that have
driven you to the, shall we say, edge. I take no offense at the mis-thought
that perpetrated this scandal. I am not, in the least, upset or emotionally
scared, hurt, crushed, warped or even, shall we say, damaged. Team
Rayvenhaus, 'Those who's wings are black', [Editors Note: This editor and
his staff in no way support the claim that humans had wings, for, if they
did, then God would have intended them to fly.] offers their deepest
sympathies to the Elder Badger and assures him that Team Rayvenhaus, 'Those
who's wings are black', [Editors Note: It has come to this editors attention
that perhaps, God did intend man to fly, ergo, 'Planes' however, he did not
intend for them to wait forever in an airport, which indicates that man was
not intended to have wings, but to carry a big stick and speak in tongues.]

Team Rayvenhaus, therefore, wishes to offer their deepest sympathies, and
hopes that this to shall pass and reminds him that every man is an island,
but only a few are the rock of that island. We categorically take no
offense at the twist in the name.

[Editors Note: We would also like to apologize to the Elderly Badger, The
Wisconsin Badgers, The Badgers Cricket Club and any other furry animal that
may, or may not have been, offended by this response. We also would like to
assure everyone that at no time, were any badgers harmed in the making of
this report and that, wait a minute! Badgers? Did someone say badgers? We
don't need no steekin badg....... ACK!]

[The publishers of this report would like to apologize to anyone and every
one for the parties responsible for the badgers slurs and want it to be
known that any and all parties involved have been sacked.]

Steve of Rayvenhaus
"Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati"
The PNWLb Website - http://www.myndworx.com
(Whose sig can be seen at http://www.myndworx.com/rayvenhaus )

> In a not-so startling admission this morning, the elderly knight was
> quoted as saying, "Ravenhurst, Rayvenhaus, Ash Raven, Brandon Lee,
> Christopher Lee? Arrgggh! Who can tell them apart? Danged tricksy
> lot: all of the corvus!" The ancient teacher swatted the air [and
> this reporter] in attempt to rid himself of imaginary birds. "Get
> them away from me! They are trying to steal my meds!"
>
> When confronted by a Weekly World News article that stated in part
> that a 'Pandora' had beguiled certain northern acquaintances into the
> pursuit of graven images, the perplexed pedagog stood (with aid of a
> cane) and scratched his bald pate. "Not sure I remember rightly, but
> if Pandy says she boxed someone at a rave, she did it! That gal has
> gumption and a mean right hook... or was that Captain Hook? She
> carved that hook and Tinkerbell, too. Always thought she looked a lot
> like Tink, if you know what I mean. Pass me some more of them green
> pills over there. That Neo guy says it will make me see the matrix
> but all I see is stars." Further comments from Sir Balthazar were
> unintellible and sounded much like snoring.
>
> This paper would like to apologize to Team Rayvenhaus, the
> song "Bye, Bye, Blackbird", Redwing Minnesota, and Christopher Lee
> for any misstatement or misspellings in any and all of its articles.

"In a not-so startling admission this morning, the elderly knight was
>quoted as saying, "Ravenhurst, Rayvenhaus, Ash Raven, Brandon Lee,
>Christopher Lee? Arrgggh! Who can tell them apart?"

Hurst, Haus, meece, mouse! I'm sure I have no idea what your beef is about.

Ash Raven, stark ravin', I've never known a badger who willingly gave in.

Brandon, Spike or mightly, lay off Sir B and his bad knee.


~Beth





>From: "Sir Balthazar"
>Reply-To: letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com
>To: letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com
>Subject: [LbNA] Sir B admits addled by painkillers (Was RE: Can someone
>tell me
>Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2003 10:57:20 -0000
>
>--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "Steve S." wrote:
> > (smiles softly)
> >
> > Unless there's a another team that I'm not familiar with, and that
>may be
> > true, can the Team Ravenhurst you're referring to, actually mean
>Team
> > Rayvenhaus? If there is a Team Ravenhurst, I think that's
>awesome! If
> > there's not, and we're the only Blackwinged Team around, that's
>awesome too!
> > (grin)
> >
> > RayvenDad
> >
>In a not-so startling admission this morning, the elderly knight was
>quoted as saying, "Ravenhurst, Rayvenhaus, Ash Raven, Brandon Lee,
>Christopher Lee? Arrgggh! Who can tell them apart? Danged tricksy
>lot: all of the corvus!" The ancient teacher swatted the air [and
>this reporter] in attempt to rid himself of imaginary birds. "Get
>them away from me! They are trying to steal my meds!"
>
>When confronted by a Weekly World News article that stated in part
>that a 'Pandora' had beguiled certain northern acquaintances into the
>pursuit of graven images, the perplexed pedagog stood (with aid of a
>cane) and scratched his bald pate. "Not sure I remember rightly, but
>if Pandy says she boxed someone at a rave, she did it! That gal has
>gumption and a mean right hook... or was that Captain Hook? She
>carved that hook and Tinkerbell, too. Always thought she looked a lot
>like Tink, if you know what I mean. Pass me some more of them green
>pills over there. That Neo guy says it will make me see the matrix
>but all I see is stars." Further comments from Sir Balthazar were
>unintellible and sounded much like snoring.
>
>This paper would like to apologize to Team Rayvenhaus, the
>song "Bye, Bye, Blackbird", Redwing Minnesota, and Christopher Lee
>for any misstatement or misspellings in any and all of its articles.
>
>
>
>
>
>Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
>
>

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When the photographer and reporter from the Letterboxing Enquirer
finally caught up with Pandora, who had been followed home from the
hospital in order to obtain her address and they were quite certain
it was indeed Pandora of Googled when they saw the postal carrier
delivering what appeared to be letterboxes, a knock on the door
awakened an ailing pandora who denied all accusations that she had a
mean right hook, or had thereby every hit anyone that did not
completely deserve it. When told that she was being said to be a
Tinkerbell look alike she instantly responded "I resemble that
remark. Small and tiny I am not but a pixie I surely am!" As to the
claim that she beguiled anyone into letterboxing pandora points out
that it was indeed Iron`Bear that forced her to climb her first
mountain and refused to let her come down until they found the box.
In regards to Team Rayenhaus and their current letterboxing
addiction, which seems to be escalating near the point of fevers
pandora swears that all she did was tell them it was fun! Having
passed out at the door asking for more pain medication a Large man
appeared that carried pandora back to bed and attacked the
photographer that attempted to take her photo as she lay on the
ground. That is one big bear of a Man.

"Ash Raven, stark ravein'..." I wish I'd come up with that!! ;-)
--Buzzard

--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "Beth Just"
wrote:
>
> "In a not-so startling admission this morning, the elderly knight
was
> >quoted as saying, "Ravenhurst, Rayvenhaus, Ash Raven, Brandon Lee,
> >Christopher Lee? Arrgggh! Who can tell them apart?"
>
> Hurst, Haus, meece, mouse! I'm sure I have no idea what your beef
is about.
>
> Ash Raven, stark ravin', I've never known a badger who willingly
gave in.
>
> Brandon, Spike or mightly, lay off Sir B and his bad knee.
>
>
> ~Beth
>
>
>
>
>
> >From: "Sir Balthazar"
> >Reply-To: letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com
> >To: letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com
> >Subject: [LbNA] Sir B admits addled by painkillers (Was RE: Can
someone
> >tell me
> >Date: Sat, 11 Oct 2003 10:57:20 -0000
> >
> >--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "Steve S."
wrote:
> > > (smiles softly)
> > >
> > > Unless there's a another team that I'm not familiar with, and
that
> >may be
> > > true, can the Team Ravenhurst you're referring to, actually mean
> >Team
> > > Rayvenhaus? If there is a Team Ravenhurst, I think that's
> >awesome! If
> > > there's not, and we're the only Blackwinged Team around, that's
> >awesome too!
> > > (grin)
> > >
> > > RayvenDad
> > >
> >In a not-so startling admission this morning, the elderly knight
was
> >quoted as saying, "Ravenhurst, Rayvenhaus, Ash Raven, Brandon Lee,
> >Christopher Lee? Arrgggh! Who can tell them apart? Danged tricksy
> >lot: all of the corvus!" The ancient teacher swatted the air [and
> >this reporter] in attempt to rid himself of imaginary birds. "Get
> >them away from me! They are trying to steal my meds!"
> >
> >When confronted by a Weekly World News article that stated in part
> >that a 'Pandora' had beguiled certain northern acquaintances into
the
> >pursuit of graven images, the perplexed pedagog stood (with aid of
a
> >cane) and scratched his bald pate. "Not sure I remember rightly,
but
> >if Pandy says she boxed someone at a rave, she did it! That gal has
> >gumption and a mean right hook... or was that Captain Hook? She
> >carved that hook and Tinkerbell, too. Always thought she looked a
lot
> >like Tink, if you know what I mean. Pass me some more of them green
> >pills over there. That Neo guy says it will make me see the matrix
> >but all I see is stars." Further comments from Sir Balthazar were
> >unintellible and sounded much like snoring.
> >
> >This paper would like to apologize to Team Rayvenhaus, the
> >song "Bye, Bye, Blackbird", Redwing Minnesota, and Christopher Lee
> >for any misstatement or misspellings in any and all of its
articles.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to
http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
> >
> >
>
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